May 2012
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May 27th
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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Donations for my Dad's Cancer Fund.  →
abaldwin360: thisgingersnapsback: sinidentidades: Update:  Some good news for once! My dad got back some test results recently that indicated his cancer cell count was down. He’s still scheduled for 3 more sessions of chemo. After that, there’s a possibility they’re going to just lance out the rest through surgery. They said it wasn’t quite in remission, so my dad isn’t really out of the...
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Positively Persistent Teach: Help one of my... →
detroitsomething: Dear followers, teachers, and the Tumblr #education community, My name is Ray Stoeser and I am a second year English teacher at Crockett Technical High School in Detroit, MI. This year I had the amazing opportunity to be the AP Language and Composition instructor…
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Positively Persistent Teach: For Everyone on... →
newtheoryoldlove: *************************************** On College Applications v2.1 (PDF) *************************************** Please, please, please REBLOG and send this to as many people as you can! Hey tumblr! Back last year I had the good fortune of working on a…
May 23rd
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Live well. Don't dwell.
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SHIT!
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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“If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be- Would you go...”
May 20th
“If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be Would you go along...”
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Let be Lemons and Limes: Cinderella Has Monsters →
letbelemonsandlimes: I am fighting every day. Fighting for a reason to live; a reason to breath; a reason to smile. I bleed a stream every mile I walk. Walking for hope; for love; for strength. I gaze into the sunrise will the new dawn tell my secrets? Secrets of pain; of loss; of nightmares. …
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“You will not destroy me.”
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